MiniTrue – Culture You Can Swallow
Girls are smelly. Girls are poopy. Girls are bad.
These facts have been known to us since the days of the playground and luckily, for men everywhere, the most popular media outlet in the world won’t let us forget it. It seems that over the last week alone the Mail Online has found countless examples of these dirty oestrogen buckets flaunting themselves about as if the world wanted to catch a glimpse of their midriff. It’s not like these creatures of the softer sex were going about their daily lives and the only reason they “flashed” or “showed off” their bodies is because of a Paparazzi reporter with a long lens. God, how cynical are you? It’s quite clear from Mail Online that famous females can’t help but use their bodies to further their careers and it’s not paparazzi’s fault if they just happen to have a camera out when these tiresome tarts bare it all, is it? It’s not our Daily Mail’s fault that even if some of these silly girls, who pretend to have something to say about the world, are doing it whilst having legs, breasts and stomachs that they can’t help but showing off, is it?
The interesting thing to notice is that you don’t find men doing this. We all know celebrities are exhibitionists by nature but the Daily Mail has proven that although male showbiz types bare their talent for all to see, sadly their female counterparts just can’t help using their bodies to get an extra bit of media coverage. Praise the Testosterone Types with their restraint and ability to walk down a street without gusts of wind lifting up the back of their tops. Respect the Humble Hunks with their navigation of getting out of cars wearing clothes that don’t offer a chance to shove a camera up their crotch to see what brand of briefs they wear. Honour the Superior Studs with their strong strides which allow them to traverse a red carpet without cameramen being able to get the right angle on their thighs to see if they have achieved the allusive thigh gap. Thank goodness for showbiz men who don’t go in for that whole, ‘My body is my career‘ thing!
Girls are smelly. Girls are poopy. Girls are bad and it seems they just can’t keep their bloody clothes on. Here’s some examples from Mail Online of women who are obsessed with giving us an eyeful in last fortnight;
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