MiniTrue – Show Us Your Tits So We Can Hate Them Luv

MiniTrue – Culture You Can Swallow

BREAKING CULTURE NEWS THIS WEEK

Despite all being fame hungry, media whores it seems celebrities are playing a game of Hide & Seek with the cameras this week. These selfish women don’t seem to realise that if they’ve got a svelte figure or swimmers body they should never hold or wear anything that means we can’t get a good eyeful of their perky midriffs or chiselled tits! Why can’t they be more like Miley and bear it all? Here are the Daily Mail’s outraged findings this week!

How It Should Be - Stop Hiding Celebs! (Flickr / marsmet511)
How It Should Be – Stop Hiding Celebs! (Flickr / marsmet511)

SNOOKI (WHO?) HIDES HER NEW SVELTE FRAME BEHIND SHOPPING BAGS

KARLIE KLOSS HIDES SLENDER FRAME BEHIND BAGGY LEATHER FROCK

ISLA FISHER HIDES ATHLETIC FIGURE BENEATH OVERSIZE JUMPER AT THE GYM

MOLLY SIMS HIDES FACE BEHIND OVERSIZED SHADES AT HER SON’S SHOW

HAYDEN PANETTIERE HIDES STUNNING ENGAGEMENT RING AS SHE EXITS PLANE

SOMETHING TO HIDE? KENDRA WILKINSON WEARS LOOSE FITTING TOP!

HOPE THAT’S LANCOME! EMMA WATSON BLENDS INTO BACKGROUND

NEXT WEEK WE’LL LOOK AT THE DAILY MAIL’S THOUGHTS ON CELEBRITIES SHOWING TOO MUCH FLESH

OTHER NEWS

KANYE – “SHE’S MY PERFECT B*TCH!”

This week we’re looking at the KKK (Kanye Kim Kardashian) situation as reported by The Daily Mail, so lockdown your love, polish those diamonds and pray to Yeezus. If you didn’t know, this week Kanye ‘The 2nd Coming’ West proposed to his girlfriend Kim Kardashian. For Lizzie Smith of Mail Online this is huge news and reason for no less than 32 photos to remind us of what a grand and romantic gesture this evidently was. According to the Mail it was extravagant, too expensive, romantic, beautiful, star-studded, low-key and magical so go figure, but the real ‘Kimye’ news this week is Kim’s weight. The sex tape Queen has hit back at the media and her ex-husband for the apalling treatment she received about her weight. She was called ‘Shamu The Whale’ and the ‘Anti Atkins’ which the Mail took no time in showing us pics of and also accompanied with snaps from her ‘best’ bikini moments just so you could compare.

The most confusing moment in this whole Kimye Kanye Kaos wasn’t actually the picture of Kanye with three black KKK hoods behind him but the misleading pictures discussing their engagement. Kim Kardashian is obviously sensitive about the way she was treated by the media so it’s a bit strange to accompany the article with a picture of Kanye and director, Steve McQueen. Following a line about Kim & Kanye being long term friends with a picture of Kanye and the talented but slightly overweight film maker Steve McQueen and a caption saying “Fast Friends” was somewhat bizarre!

Fast Friends: Kanye & McQueen (Flickr / CornerHouse Manchester)
Fast Friends: Kanye & McQueen (Flickr / CornerHouse Manchester)

THIS WEEK’S RELEASES

– There were albums and books and films released this week but they don’t matter because they’re not TV or SHOWBIZ

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