Sportsweak International Special: Roy Walker Invades Daily Mail HQ

It seems that they couldn’t be bothered to get the caption writers in for the first write-up of tonight’s thrilling international between England and Poland and decided to merely describe the picture.   I couldn’t resist sharing some with you.

Rooney celebrates by mimicking Wellbeck's surfboard as team mates take it in turns to drag him around the pitch by the head for most of the second half.
Rooney celebrates by mimicking Wellbeck’s surfboard as team mates take it in turns to drag him around the pitch by the head for most of the second half.
Gerrards new technique of inserting the football into his anal cavity gave Poland's defence plenty to think about.
Gerrard’s new technique of inserting the football into his anal cavity gave Poland’s defence plenty to think about.
The Polish choice of substitute leaves away fans puzzled.
The Polish choice of substitute leaves away fans puzzled.
Cahill resolute that crop-tops make for a better performance.
Cahill resolute that crop-tops make for a better performance.
England players attempt to remove Rooney's head as a memento of tonight's historical victory.
England players attempt to remove Rooney’s face as a memento of tonight’s historical victory.
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