Just to kick things off here are five of the best Daily Mail stories I could find.
The best thing about this is that the girl is called Hope. Hope is turning to stone. All hope. Did someone say state of the nation? BURN!
I’m already doubting the competency of this paper’s investigative journalism, even I can see that the key to weight loss is the vomiting virus, not some dickish elixir.
These painkillers actually cause pain. It’s everyone’s worst nightmare.
By punching it.
I may be wrong, but surely there is no such thing as ‘live video’?
I can’t wait to start reading this thing!